Dear America hating Austria: If it wasn't for Americans like me you would all be speaking german today

             I have no time for people who bash the US. They are like a bunch of spoiled children always criticizing and never greatful for all that we have done for the world. I always tell these people who go on and tell us that are educational system could be better or that we could be healthier or that we could be less violent that if you don't like America the way it is than get the hell out and don't come back. Now the people I just mentioned are Americans who criticize the things that make us great but don't get me started when it comes to foreigners who bash this country. Let me give you an example.

            My boss has to deal with foreigners all the time. We get people on the telephone speaking all kinds of languages that make no sense. One time one of these foreigners showed up in the office to speak to are boss. He was from Austria.

             I decided to speak to this Austrian during are lunch brake and let him know that we are not going to put up with his kind of socialism in are country. So me and the foreigners got into a conversation. I made sure that he understood who he was dealing with====a citizen of the greatest nation on earth. I got to asking him a few questions to make sure that he wasn't anti American so I asked him what he thought about are country. He told me that he loved America and thought that it was a very great country but than his real colors came out -----a few minutes later he started asking me why their are so many obese people. I had to tell him that unlike his country we actually have food. He started asking me why people keep asking him why he doesn't talk like Crocodile Dundee if he is from Austria. I knew what I was up against and I gave him the answer I gave to the last foreigner I met a few years ago.

           I told this guy right away ---"listen, I'm an American. I fought to free your country in two world wars and than I payed taxes to keep you free after WW11. Now Mr. Austrian I want you to understand something if it wasn't for guys like me you would be speaking German right now cause Hitler would of taken over your country and forced you to become Nazis and speak there language."

           The Austrian almost fell on the floor. His mouth was just hanging open. I never saw a man so shocked. The truth really hit him hard. I walked away leaving him to think about what I just said. Maybe now the Austrian will go back to his family and tell them what I said. Maybe now they will appreciate people like me and how much blood we spilled in two world wars for guys like the Austrian. I don't know. Given the blank look on his face when I was finished with him he probably won't be saying much for a long time.