Liberals: if you think Hawaiian health care is so good then leave America and go there instead!

I am so sick of libs telling me how wonderful universal health care is. My brother in law always tells me that it's so great and that we need to be more like Europe. Well I always tell him that if it wasn't for us, Europe would have no health care, they would be part of Russia! I also tell him that Europeans hate their system and are always coming to America for their health care, a fact that FOX News brings up a lot but liberals don't want to hear. Well, my brother in law thought that he was being real witty when he decided this time not to bring up the subject of Europe or Canada because I always strike him down with facts. This time he thought he was being clever when he brought up that Hawaii has universal health care.

I turned to this overeducated toothpick of a man and told him that this is not Hawaii, this is America. We do things the American way here, not the Hawaiian way. If he thinks Hawaii is so good, be my guest and go immigrate there but don't expect me to pay your ticket back to America when you find out that living in a socialist country isn't all that it's cracked up to be. I am proud to be an America, not a French person, not an English person, not a Swedish person and I will be damned if I want the United States to become like Hawaii. Keep foreign ideas and foreign stuff in foreign countries and don't let it inside my country. If the Hawaiians love their socialism so much that is their business but we are not having it in America. If you don't like America and you think Hawaii is so great, then do us Americans a favor and please move to Hawaii, become a Hawaiian citizen, get a Hawaiian passport and stay out of our country. My father didn't fight in WW11 to see America turn out like Hawaii.

Obama is fighting against a Christian Army in Uganda because he hates Christians!!!!

      I get most of my news from Rush. Rush doesn't pull any punches. He tells it like it is and I get to hear something other then what the liberal media want me to hear. I was listening to Limbaugh and he brought up something really interesting. It seems that the Marxist Muslim has a new foreign policy. Yes that's right according to Rush the Obammunist has sent off 100 advisers to Uganda. Now Uganda is an African country and Africa is where Obama was born so it's only natural that he would look out for his own. Here's the situation in Uganda from what I gathered from Rush ---- there is an army of Christians called the Lord's Resistance Army and they fight in the name of Christ, but Obama being a Muslim doesn't like this so he's out fighting Christians in Uganda.

       If it wasn't for Rush I wouldn't even know that this is happening. I thank Limbaugh. Not only is Limbaugh a brave man who brings fourth the truth he also loves this country, has fought for it and upholds the values particularly the family values that made this country great.

       Anyway back to Obama. This is just another chapter in Obama hating Christians. Obama also hates the constitution which is why he opposes the two things that it sets up clearly: Christianity as our national religion and capitalism as our economy. So Obama your not satisfied taking prayer out of our schools and taking away our guns and raising our taxes to the highest they ever were, now you have us in Africa killing people who fight in the name of the actual Lord and not Allah!

How come if Europe is so enlightened they don't have any African Americans in charge unlike us?

           I am not a racist. I don't even use racist language. If there is one thing you won't catch Ted doing it's using the N word. In fact,  I don't even call them black people, I use the term African American. Now, for those of you who think that I am a dumb ignorant piece of trailer trash who hates other races, doesn't that show you something? Obviously if I was a racist I wouldn't call those people African America but I do. Now I want to move onto something that is something I am thinking about alot.

             I spend a lot of time on this blog criticizing Europe because I don't like how people who mooch off of our military turn around and make fun of us for being backwards. Here's what I don't get. Europe always goes on and on about how they are so enlightened and we are so racist and backwards. Here is a question Europe: if we are so backwards how come we got an African American in the white house and you don't. Seriously African Americans are in top positions of power in this country but how many African Americans do you see in positions of power in Europe. Not alot. In fact I don't think a single African American is in charge in England, I have never seen an African American millionaire from France and I don't think there are any future African American presidents coming up in Germany.

              Europe, when you learn to treat your African Americans better then maybe you can get back to us and tell us how stupid and backwards we are. For now, we treat our African Americans far better than you treat yours. Think about that for a while.

P.S. Thanks to my wife for helping to edit my blog and correct a bunch of stuff I thought was right but was wrong.

Since when is "that's mighty white of you" an insult that can get you fired?

              I got a notice at work the other day that said I can choose to resign my job or attend a weekend seminar on sensitivity training. It seems that a few days ago a co-worker did me a favor. I was greatfull so I gave her the compliment I have given people since I was a kid and that compliment is "that's mighty white of you!" Well she didn't say anything but then I get this notice that because of what I said it's either be fired or go to some sensitivity training. I don't understand some people. My boss called me into the office. Usually he's a reliable guy but even he was on her side.

            I go into the boss office and he looks at me and says, "Ted, a co worker has lodged a complaint against you. She said that she got you an extra cup of coffee and that you thanked her by saying 'that's might white of you; is this true?" I turned to my boss and said, "yeah, so what?" He comes in with "Ted, you can't say stuff like that around our office. She got terribly offended. Don't you know that Connie is Ojibwah?" Now how am I supposed to know what she is. If she and her Ojibwah people don't like being paid a compliment maybe they can all get on a boat and go back to where they came from! At least that's how I feel but no my boss who I thought was a stand up guy is on her side. Now I have to give up my entire Saturday so I can go thru this Marxist indoctranation crapola and learn how to be sensitive. I am sick of people like my co worker coming to my country and than expecting that all the rules be changed. I never met an Ojibwah people (that's how she spells it on the complaint form) before and I don't care to meet any others. If they can't adapt to life in the U.S.A., maybe it's about time they got on the boat or the plane and headed back to the country they came from. I am sick of people coming to this nation and not trying to adapt to our ways. America is my country. I am a Christian. I speak English. I will not have foreigners or people born to foreigners like my co worker telling us what to do. This is ridiculous and needs to stop.

When you tax the rich you take away the dreams of people like me who will be rich one day!

              People say Ted is hard to figure out. Why a guy who is 61 years old and started a family late and earns 30 thousand a year is against taking away tax brakes from the rich. Well I will tell you why. This is America. Unlike France a man can get rich here. You work hard and your dreams come true Now I had alot of dissapointments in my life. I saved baseball cards since I was a kid and my most valuable card only brought me $2.37 when I sold it a year ago. So that took away one of my plans for retirement. My comic books aren't worth much either so I can't bank on that. I have a house but I am planning on selling it soon cause I don't want to pay property tax so that it funds liberal schools. I figure if I sell and rent their will be no property taxes going towards the school cause when you rent your not paying any property tax and without people paying property taxes the schools can't survive.

             Now just cause I have dissapointments does not mean that I am a quitter. Ted does not give up. This is the land of opportunity and I know that with a little more work I can also be a millionaire. If Donald Trump could become a millionaire so can I. One of the ways I keep my dream alive is to fight against taxes on the rich. The rich create jobs. I never worked for a poor person in my life so that is why I do not want these job creators to be punished. Rich people are that way cause they worked hard and I work hard therefour I will be rich one day and I don't want my succes punished by some liberal.

             The road to riches is just around the corner. I found a lot of information on how to get rich thru real estate at the book store. They had a whole bin full of books selling for only a dollar by guys who made it big. I never heard of these guys before ---tommy vu, dave del dotto but they made millions selling houses with no money down. I figure if the one guy who isn't even a real American can do it so can I. One of them even has a bunch of tapes I can order so that I can listen instead of read.

             Their is no excuse for not being successful in this country. When I make it big I will not stand for being punished. This is why job creators should not be taxed like regular people.

Proof that global warming is a hoax

          Al Gore did not invent the internet. He did invent a little hoax called global warming. Why did he do it. He did it cause he wanted to be rich. Because he got beaten in the president election by an actual American he looked at ways to get back at the country he hated almost as much as the obammunist does. What did he come up with. He came up with global warming.

            Al Gore wants to make himself rich by having us all buy carbon credits and tickets to global warming concerts. This is his plan and it is the typical sneaky democrat plan we should expect from these people. I am not falling for it. Lucky thing is that global warming like evolution is pretty easy to show that it is fake and I can do it real quick.

             Let me tell you a little something about my family. My wife comes from Montana. We go up their every Christmas to spend time with her family. Last year we did the same thing we always do. We bought our plain tickets adn got ourselves up to Montana. Well where I live the weather is good but up their it is freezing most of the time. I have to pack scarfs and mittens and coats just to keep warm. Last December we got to Montana. We almost could not land the plain cause the ground was frozen. We had to circle and circle around until they got rid of the ice. And than let me tell you what happened after we finally landed. My in laws were two hours late cause they had to stop the car a bunch of times cause of the snow. We almost did not make it to there house cause we could hardly see with the snow. We all went to sleep that night but even with the central heating we were still freezing. Next morning I got up and helped my brother in law shovel snow out of the drive way. It was like that the whole week we were their.

             Now if global warming is real why would this happen? Answer that. If global warming was real we would not of had a Christmas full of ice but Montana would have looked like Miami Beach with palm trees and sand and lots of sun shine. But it wasn't. This is proof enough that global warming is a hoax. Montana is still freezing and it is going to be the same when we get there in three months for Christmas. Do not let any one tell you different. I saw it first hand. Next time Al Gore tells you global warming is what is going on point to the example of Montana. It is not warming their it is cold. If Al Gore is right how come we still have ice bergs and eskimoes. Their is nothing in the Bible about global warming. It is all one big democrat fraud to get your money. Let teh truth be known. Take a vacation in Montana like I did and than see if you can still say global warming is real.

Dear America hating Austria: If it wasn't for Americans like me you would all be speaking german today

             I have no time for people who bash the US. They are like a bunch of spoiled children always criticizing and never greatful for all that we have done for the world. I always tell these people who go on and tell us that are educational system could be better or that we could be healthier or that we could be less violent that if you don't like America the way it is than get the hell out and don't come back. Now the people I just mentioned are Americans who criticize the things that make us great but don't get me started when it comes to foreigners who bash this country. Let me give you an example.

            My boss has to deal with foreigners all the time. We get people on the telephone speaking all kinds of languages that make no sense. One time one of these foreigners showed up in the office to speak to are boss. He was from Austria.

             I decided to speak to this Austrian during are lunch brake and let him know that we are not going to put up with his kind of socialism in are country. So me and the foreigners got into a conversation. I made sure that he understood who he was dealing with====a citizen of the greatest nation on earth. I got to asking him a few questions to make sure that he wasn't anti American so I asked him what he thought about are country. He told me that he loved America and thought that it was a very great country but than his real colors came out -----a few minutes later he started asking me why their are so many obese people. I had to tell him that unlike his country we actually have food. He started asking me why people keep asking him why he doesn't talk like Crocodile Dundee if he is from Austria. I knew what I was up against and I gave him the answer I gave to the last foreigner I met a few years ago.

           I told this guy right away ---"listen, I'm an American. I fought to free your country in two world wars and than I payed taxes to keep you free after WW11. Now Mr. Austrian I want you to understand something if it wasn't for guys like me you would be speaking German right now cause Hitler would of taken over your country and forced you to become Nazis and speak there language."

           The Austrian almost fell on the floor. His mouth was just hanging open. I never saw a man so shocked. The truth really hit him hard. I walked away leaving him to think about what I just said. Maybe now the Austrian will go back to his family and tell them what I said. Maybe now they will appreciate people like me and how much blood we spilled in two world wars for guys like the Austrian. I don't know. Given the blank look on his face when I was finished with him he probably won't be saying much for a long time.